ABUNDANT HARVEST
Her aunt:
"You mean tom Kinkade?"
She knew him. In college.
You know the guy who
has a store in the mall,
where he sells paintings
of cottages?
Well, he used to
ride a motorcycle
and look tough
and do abstract paintings.
He watched Sarah's aunt
while she slept,
and he got in trouble
for date rape.
We watched a video
of him talking about a
new painting
It was funny.
(Paraphrase:) His paintings all
reflect goodness, family values,
unity with God,
"And date rape!"