I.
Office Max is a being.
Office Max is a deity.
Office Max loves me,
and wants me to live for it.
Office Max is a creature.
Office Max is a giant torso
with ribs and steel tendons
that support flourescent lights.
Office Max is growing.
Office Max is an unnatural friend.
II.
Russian man,
why do you scorn
these labels?
I'm sure that you have
time to cut them out.